1. WHAT THE CAMERA SAW Relax! This show advances automatically!

2. WHAT THE CAMERA SAW featuring He’s a real crack cameraman, RAY as you’ll see for yourself.

3. First in Ray’s line-up: Beyonce Knowles! None other than…

4. Next to show: - After her recent, widely-publicised hair-shaving (apparently more extensive than had been reported…) Ray, zoom us in for a closer look!

5. Yep, that’s her, folks: Britney Spears!

6. … and here again… … and yet again! ‘ Rawhide’ Britney rides the range.

7. Who’s next, Ray? Well HELLO! KATE (with no) MOSS

8. … and who’s this dusky maiden?? … Closer in, Ray - CLOSER!

9. There we are, Ray - That’s got it! KATIE JORDAN PRICE! Well, Well, Well!!

10. And moving right along now, who’s next? Er, Ray! How do you expect us to recognize her from this shot??

11. Well, Look at THAT! … IF IT ISN’T…. LINDSAY LOHAN!

12. LINDSAY LOHAN! ..stunning gal of many colours!

13. LINDSAY LOHAN! And here she comes again! Closer, Ray! CLOSER!

14. LINDSAY LOHAN! And here she comes again! Closer, Ray! CLOSER! That’s a little better! … and yes, it’s her alright!

16. Closer, Ray, - CLOSE RIGHT IN, WILLYAH!!! How about a round or two of BOTOX? Or will it need FULL SURGICAL RECONSTRUCTION??

17. Well, at least she has her ‘ born-again’ religion to console her!

19. But lest we forget the business at hand… - Who else do you have for us, Ray? Ahaa! - VICTORIA SILVESTER!

20. And last - but not least - we give you…. … the one & only… JAY-LO!

21. Oh Ray! Can you get us a close-up there? … the one & only… JAY-LO! Hi! My name is BRAD

22. Well, me Hearties, time to return to reality! That’s all Ray has for us for now. As I’m sure you’ll agree, Ray is a real crack photographer! Let’s show him our appreciation!

23. THIS HAS BEEN A PUGWASH PRODUCTION HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE FUN!