About Spent college summers getting my feet wet with pond scum in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Crossed the country lecturing about Velcro in Pensacola, FL. Spent several years short selling puppets in the government sector. Garnered an industry award while lecturing about shaving cream on Wall Street. Spent 2002-2007 investing in circus clowns in Cuba. My current pet project is supervising the production of mosquito repellent for fun and profit.