1. 1.
Naga
the
Water
Beast
You
know
what
they
say:
things
are
better
with
two!
But
that
blowfish
battle
mace
It
simply
wont
do
I
know
he’s
a
friend,
but
stop
feeling
blue
Hit
the
gym,
level
up
And
get
something
new!
2.
Hungermo
–
Hungry
Green
Dragon
Oh
poor
Hungermo,
his
cooking
skills
are
laggin’
That’s
a
worst-­‐case
scenario,
for
a
Hungry
Green
Dragon
Watch
out,
he
grows
hungrier,
getting
desperate
to
eat
Soon
he’ll
learn
to
season
and
smoke
you,
into
a
nice
tasty
treat
3.
Spikadillo

2.
This
guy’s
no
chump,
one
can
certainly
tell
He’s
all
armored
out,
even
his
shell
-­‐
this
line
is
a
little
weak
Forget
about
the
sword,
it’s
the
claws
you
should
mind
Sharp
enough
to
dig
paths,
beneath
enemy
lines.
Infiltrating
bases,
making
it
look
easy
Rollin
right
by,
Spikadill-­‐Oh
So
Speedy
Improve
line
2,
then
approved!
4.
Basic
Skeleton
Warrior
Once
was
a
corpse,
but
only
bones
left
From
bugs
in
the
dirt,
who
ate
all
his
flesh
But
what
started
growing,
from
inside
his
dome
A
seed
of
some
tree,
brought
life
to
the
bones
Second
chance
at
life,
make
a
new
a
goal
Make
sure
he
won’t
end
up,
right
back
in
that
hole
5.
Terri
Dactyl

3.
Tongue
sticking
out
Breath
a
bit
smelly
Cute
little
snout
Not
very
scary
Talons
and
wings
A
lot
he
could
carry
A
sharp
horn
he
brings
Say
hello
to
Terri
6.
Fevine
An
Elite
predator,
with
razor
sharp
claws
Thorns
in
her
fur,
and
mighty
strong
jaws
In
the
jungle
she
lives,
in
the
trees
she
climbs
This
panther’s
special,
she’s
protected
in
vines
No
food
in
the
jungle,
so
on
she
went
Just
give
up
now,
she
caught
your
scent
7.
Big
Bad
Billy
Big
Bad
Billy,
a
weird
hungry
fat
demon
What
does
he
do
all
day?
He
just
keeps
on
eatin!
Not
super
fat
yet,
but
munchin
on
Chicken
Boy
is
it
good,
his
finger’s
he’s
lickin'
Don’t
stick
around,
unless
you
wanna
feed
him
Or
prepare
to
lose
a
limb,
when
he
sinks
his
fat
teeth
in!
8.
Steelgull
the
Wise
It’s
hard
to
communicate
when
your
mouth
is
a
beak
But
you've
come
to
the
right
place,
if
it’s
wisdom
you
seek
No
foolish
question
shall
ever
be
made

4. Unless
you’re
keen
to
be
slashed
by
wings
made
of
blades!
9.
Andoffus
the
Unlucky
Brand
new
sword
he
got
in
the
mail
Not
two
minutes
later,
he
cut
off
his
tail.
Poor
old
Andoffus;
bad
luck
is
his
case
But
he’ll
be
rewarded
with
what
grows
in
its
place
10.
Reece
the
Fleeced
Beast
Professional
deceiver,
be
wary
his
lies
An
axe
as
his
weapon,
wolf
suit,
his
disguise
Made
a
cabin
himself,
choppin
down
lumber
Cooped
up
all
alone,
one
has
to
wonder
Why
play
dress-­‐up
with
a
costume
so
silly
Reece
the
Fleeced
Beast,
who
are
you
really?
11.
Shakey
Jake
Shakey
Jake
he’s
a
hobblin’
goblin
Can’t
stand
up
straight,
he’s
always
fallin
Get
a
new
leg
and
get
rid
of
the
axe
Can’t
pick
up
the
pace,
it’s
the
speed
he
lacks
Time
will
tell,
if
things
will
improve
For
now,
get
up
and
get
on
the
move
12.
Insecta
Mantisha
Take
a
second,
stop
and
listen,
She’s
no
wizard,
nor
magician
Insecta
Mantisha,
pay
attention,
she’ll
teach
ya
Bout
the
whistles
and
bells,
Mixin
it
up
with
some
spells
Eyeballs,
batwings,
guts
and
a
toad
Once
mixed,
that’s
it,
it’s
the
end
of
the
road!
13.
Poindexter
McFly
Looking
so
fresh,
Poindexter
McFly
Red
sweater,
white
collar,
glasses
and
tie
Don’t
worry
bout
his
looks,
the
plethora
of
books
Take
note
of
the
axe
-­‐
wielding
bookworm
out
back
Sharp
as
a
sword,
this
little
pair
Equip
two
of
those,
and
then
the
fight’s
fair!

5. 14.
Torrero
Romero
The
tables
have
turned,
Romero
attacks
Dawned
a
suit
of
lights,
and
a
tie
to
match
Stands
tall
on
his
hooves,
a
cape
in
his
clutches,
Get
in
his
way,
you’ll
need
more
than
crutches
15.
Prickly
Pete
Feeding
on
green,
radioactive
slime,
He’ll
grow
out’ve
his
pot,
it’s
a
matter
of
time
Prickly
Pete
may
be
small
but
he’s
a
cactus
monster
Slimy
evil
grin,
packed
full-­‐a
chompers
So
be
wary
when
you
see
him,
let
me
be
candid
Pete’s
got
big
plans,
he’s
not
about
to
stay
planted
16.
Bunnychop
Buck
Nothing’s
off
the
table
for
this
crazy
rabbit
Tricks
aren't
for
kids,
the
way
that
he’d
have
it
A
shortage
of
food,
made
his
diet
a
mess
He’s
done
with
the
carrots,
now
feasting
on
flesh
Bunnychop
Buck,
his
eyes
are
all
funny
A
truly
deranged
psychopathic
bunny
17.
Sorcerer
Sibyl
Easily
unsettled,
Sorcerer
Sibyl
So
don’t
ever
fluster,
not
even
a
little
Protecting
her
eggs,
soon
to
be
born
So
grab
your
umbrella,
she’s
brewin’
a
storm
18.
Tweak
and
Steeler
They’re
runnin
and
rollin,
around
and
around
New
upgrades
soon,
will
uproot
the
ground.
This
duo
brings
wrath,
but
they
never
stay
Make
way,
clear
a
path,
when
they’re
on
their
way
Armor
it
up,
reinforce
it
with
steel
One
hell
of
a
War
Machine
for
Team
Hamster
Wheel!
19.
Cael
O’Bunga
Cael
O’
Bunga
A
pretty
chill
dude

6. Aside
from
the
knife
And
hoarder
attitude
So
leave
him
some
gold
And
don’t
be
rude
He’ll
steal
it
anyway
It’s
what
Leprechauns
do!
20.
Squirt
Slimely
Red
are
his
shorts,
and
the
hair
on
his
head
Said
screw
it
with
the
axe,
bought
a
gun
instead
His
first
purchase,
a
shotgun-­‐style
blaster
Looking
for
improvements,
to
make
it
shoot
faster
Melts
em’
away,
with
slimey
green
acid
If
found
in
his
range,
sure
to
get
blasted
21.
Whirlwyverm
Don’t
be
mistaken,
this
ain’t
no
braggin'
She’s
a
mighty
beast,
a
fierce
wind
dragon
Wings,
tails
and
face
sport
leaves
all
the
same
Encompasses
the
nature
from
whence
she
came
Don’t
let
the
roses
fool,
she’s
mean,
and
wont
play
Deciding
to
tail
whip
or
to
blow
you
away!
22.
Sparky
Shortcircuit
Ol’
Sparky
Shortcircuit,
bounces
off
the
walls
Just
so
energetic,
but
one
too
many
falls
Left
damage
to
his
brain
Can’t
control
electric
bursts
Now
use
that
on
the
enemy
but
grab
your
helmet
first
23.
Ulric
the
Unfunny
Don’t
try
to
be
funny
Round
this
dragon
jester
Nothing
bugs
him
more
So
better
not
to
pester
And
laugh
at
his
jokes
Even
if
they’re
lame
Or
turn
to
ash
and
smoke
From
his
breath
of
flames
24.
Guardsmen
Grant
Always
been
stepped
on,
not
much
to
lose

7. Guardsman
of
the
castle,
a
life
he
didn’t
choose
Glowing
red
with
anger,
finally
flippin
out,
Up
and
went
AWOL,
said,
“Hey
Queen,
Peace
Out!”
25.
Silly-­‐Bob
Horton
Silly-­‐Bob
Horton,
absolutely
no
cred,
For
whatever
stupid
cause,
made
up
in
his
head
Emotions
up
and
down,
like
kids
on
a
seesaw
Never
says
much,
just
hollers,
“Yeehaw!”
Go
ahead
join
the
mob,
grab
your
overalls
But
check
your
head
first,
something
there
crawls
26.
Min
Yun
Poor
Min
Yun,
the
lonely
gatekeeper
Sad
little
demon,
fending
off
the
creepers
Grows
stronger
by
the
minute
One
day
his
time
will
come
To
get
a
chance
to
prove
his
worth
For
work
that
he
has
done
27.
Hooverella
Wicked
old
witch,
zoomin
through
the
air
A
hat
for
her
cat,
another
for
her
hair
Said
no
to
old
school,
in
need
of
no
broom
Rather
make
use
of
a
dusty
vacuum
Keep
collecting
dust,
wherever
they
stay
-­‐
plz
improve
this
line,
doesn't
make
much
sense.
Are
those
furballs
or
dustballs
flying
your
way?
28.
Hank
the
Sad
Wizard
Life
can
get
dull,
for
a
lonely
wizard
Depression
has
him
stuck,
like
a
buggy
in
a
blizzard
Nagging
witches
runnin’
round,
callin’
him
dumb
Throwing
paper
wads
off
his
head,
making
fun
No
sweat
to
Hank,
witches
wont
linger
Get
zapped
to
death
with
a
snap
of
his
fingers
29.
Frostwind
Dale
A
run
in
with
him,
it
could
prove
costly
One
reason,
temperature,
he
likes
to
make
it
frosty
Penguins
on
his
feet,
always
keep
him
chill
Thinkin’
to
themselves,
“man
he
could
skip
a
meal”

8. Ice
mace
in
hand,
breaks
off
into
hail
Just
a
day
in
the
life,
for
Frostwind
Dale
30.
Gregarious
BFG
He
goes
by
Gregarious
BFG
Big
Friendly
Goblin,
that’s
what
it
means
Unaware
of
his
strength,
his
hugs
can
prove
fatal
So
calling
him
friend
-­‐
take
that
off
the
table
A
run
in
with
him,
brush
him
off
nicely
Kindness
can
kill,
just
ask
the
vikings!
31. Wyverna Shirley
Seems she’s just discombobulated
Hasn’t pooped in years, she’s constipated
Belt full of tools looks like a plumber
So full of stool, really no wonder
Why she’s so fat, so mean
So grumpy and green
Do her a favor, this poor poomonger
Get a plunger and try n’ unplug her
32.
Mayor
Frown
His
name’s
Mayor
Frown,
depressed
for
a
reason
Fed
up
with
this
town,
thinkin’
about
leavin’
No
longer
troubled,
with
other
pandas’
strife
Do
it
on
his
own,
claw
his
way
through
life
33.
Flossy
Gnashers
Two
sidekicks,
little
pet
bats
One
with
her
lunch,
another
a
hat
Boys
oh
they
love
her,
she
doesn’t
mind
She
feasts
on
their
blood,
whoever
she
finds
She
cannot
help
it,
she’s
a
blood
junkie
Crazy
in
her
eyes,
just
like
a
rabid
monkey
34.
Gideon
Ross
To
all
the
guilty,
hey,
you’re
at
a
loss
Nothing
gets
by,
honorable
Gideon
Ross
Quiet,
take
a
seat,
when
courts
in
session
Grabbing
his
gavel
now,
to
teach
you
a
lesson
If
you
did
the
crime,
well
then
you’re
out
of
luck
You’ll
do
the
time
or
he’ll
mess
you
up
35.
Grevin
McKleuski
Got
a
pig’s
head,
mounted
on
the
shield

9. Swordfish
to
his
back,
for
the
battlefield
Jumped
on
a
diet,
Grevin
McKleuski
Started
workin
out,
cut
down
on
the
brewskis
He’s
slimmin’
down,
but
his
shield’s
still
hungry
Turns
out
his
enemies,
make
for
tasty
munchies
36.
Jambo
Puffin’
on
bubbles,
he’s
kind
of
the
man
He
walks
on
the
water,
and
swims
on
the
land
Seems
like
a
hipster,
sports
a
bowtie
Turned
to
a
killer,
the
blink
of
an
eye
37. Griffy
Babybird Griffy, like no other
Got four legs, abandoned by his mother
Fell from the tree, at such a young age
Then got adopted, by Crow Hag Mage
Abandonment issues at times make him cry
Come on grab a tissue, and finally learn to fly
38.
Shocko
Be
wary
the
light
bulb,
if
it
should
glow
He’s
friendly
but
deadly,
the
name,
Shocko
Nothin
can
stop
his
energy
flow
All
coiled
up,
ready
fo’
mo’
Too
much
electricity,
needs
to
let
go
Through
fangs
that
stick,
deep
into
his
foe
39. Mae B. Nastay
Plagued with gout
Claimed her right foot
Looks real stout
Hunchback look
Cats all around
Never stands still
If it’s not the cats
It’s the smell that kills
40. Rabid Ralph
Most dogs say hi, by smelling your butt
This one’s different, scorpion mutt
Greets with a bark, worse yet a sting
Highly contagious venomous thing
Rabid by nature, Ralph by name
Contact with him, never the same
Face swelling now, really uncool
Grab anti-venom, or drown on your drool

10. 41.
All
Star
Derek
Started
from
the
bottom,
come
so
far
Winged
Sports
Demon,
True
All-­‐Star
Every
sport
he’s
played,
always
the
favorite
Baseball,
bowling,
futbol
you
name
it
Getting
fit
for
battle,
athlete
turned
to
a
fighter
Spikes
on
bowling
pins,
future
looks
even
brighter
42. Fizmo Bangwizzle
Warts on his face, never a problem
Spells he cast, usually solve em’
Cast one on a demon, came from hell
Kept him a pet, under his spell
It worked great, he was a kiddo
Growing big, too strong for Fizmo
Times running out, spell’s been shaken
Wont be pretty, he awakens!
43. Hedge Knight Harry
Massive Tree Beast, Hedge Knight Harry
Houses a squirrel with which he carries
Weird little team, both codependents
One to control, other for protection
Nose in the air, very good tracker
Protect your pair, they’re harsh nutcrackers
44.
Zing
the
Killer
King
Once
was
a
Mantis,
started
disobeying
Said
screw
it
with
the
church,
“I’ve
had
it
with
the
praying!”
Self-­‐proclaimed
king,
laws
of
his
own
Higher
than
thou,
seated
on
the
throne
King
of
the
castle,
got
his
ivory
tower
He
wants
more
land,
he
needs
more
power!
45. Capt’n Four Eyes
Bespectacled Goblin
Old Capt’n Four Eyes, Bespectacled and all
Inches closer to his death, every time he falls
Hunched on an axe, used as a cane
New pair of spectacles, help him get back in the game
So Don’t give up, there’s hope after all
Taking his vitamins, so he may again stand tall
46. Juggle McJest
Juggle Wizard

11. Juggling his minions, smiles all around
Never once letting, a minion hit the ground
Tired of the routine, make it more exciting
Add weapons n’ explosives, that’ll be enticing
Juggle McJest, he finally know what’s up
His new stage act is about to blow up
47. Harry Mole
Just a lowly gardener, crops for the fam
If anyone can do it, Harry Mole can
Hungry trespassers, come by n’ try n’ steal
Crops from his yard, his livelihood, his meals
“Oh, Holy Mole!,” they scream when he gets em’
Trespassers now fertilize, the ground they rest in
48.
Attila
the
Hen
Future’s
bright
for
this
Battle
Chicken
Bock
Bock
all
you
want,
I’d
suggest
you
listen
Unlike
other
chicks,
this
one’s
not
afraid
Keeps
training
harder,
to
rule
one
day
Swooning
all
the
roosters,
laying
down
some
eggs
She’ll
spare
you
your
life,
but
first
you
gotta
beg
49.
Dr.
Buzzkill,
M.D.
Ugh
Dr.
Buzzkill,
annoying
Doctor
Fly
Always
buzzin
round,
killin
all
the
vibes
Come
on
please
Doc,
bug
someone
else
instead
Shoo
fly,
don’t
bother
me,
listen
what
I’ve
said
No
need
to
take
my
temp,
don’t
want
a
lollipop
Stuck
me
full
of
meds,
heart
‘s
about
to
Pop!
50.
Furry
de
Grace
Soft
as
a
kitten,
strong
as
a
whale
Your
moment
has
come,
best
not
to
fail
Horns
on
his
head,
horns
on
his
shoulders,
Worked
out
all
his
life
lifting
with
boulders
Furry
de
Grace,
his
muscles
so
tone
He
can’t
have
the
sword,
he’ll
take
the
whole
stone