23. If you think you’re the center of the universe remember, in space nobody can hear you scream.
24. We’re often asked to be passionate in a way that doesn’t disturb anyone. That’s like making an X-rated film in which nobody takes off his or her clothes. Be passionate.
25. Committees are the result of poor planning. Consensus amongst too many people results in things like Wonder Bread or the Ford Taurus.
26. Politics are the last refuge of the feeble-minded and are only glamorous on TV.
28. The web is not fully grown; it’s in its adolescence. As a result it’s awkward, has an enormous sex drive, and bad skin. Be patient.
29. If you discover that you work for a really great client work very hard because if you work for a lousy one you’ll work even harder.
30. Good creative is like music; in less than one minute you have to convey a great melody line and an infectious hook. Doesn’t hurt if it has a good beat and you can dance to it.
31. Unless you have strange sexual proclivities, never kiss anyone’s ass.
32. When someone says ‘don’t bring me problems, bring me solutions’ remind them it’s okay to yell ‘fire’ if you see a burning house regardless of whether you know how to put it out or not.
36. Believing you are defined by any company title you are ever given is like believing that a man’s shoe size indicates anything other than the length of his foot.
37. Thinking you can do everything is more the result of self-importance than accomplishment.