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1. 1-Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’
BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”
OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”
Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”
SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”
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2-A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:”Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. �
Thodi der baad
Another call from another unknown number..
Girl:”R u married.. ??

2. Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:”Wife hi hoon kutte.. aaj tu bas ghar aaja �
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3-This is ultimate:
Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”
Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s
wedding!”
Yamraj fainted….! 😛 😛
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4-Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai?
Chinese: 1 Hafta
British: 1 Mahina
American: 3 Mahine
Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota!
Doctor: Wo kaise?
Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color

3. karne ke kaam aata hai, Uske baad machine ki safai ke kaam aata hai aur jab uske baal gir jaate
hain, to pajaame mein naada daalne ke kaam aata hai!
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5-Recipe kuchh iss prakar hai..
Ek katora lo,
Usme kuchh angoor lo,
ab ek angoor ko muh me daalo,
ab aaina dekho,
Dish taiyaar!
Dish ka naam:
Langoor ke muh mein angoor!!
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6-Mareez (Nurse se):
I love you! Tumne mera dil chura liya hai… <3
.
Nurse (Sharmate hue):
Chal jhuthe, humne to dil ko hath bhi nahin lagaya, humne to sirf Kidney churai hai!! �
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4. 7 -Ek cheenti auto mein baithi.. aur ek per bahar rakha..
Driver: Madam per andar kar lo
Cheenti: Nahin, mujhe haathi ko laat marni hai..
Saala kal aankh maar kar gaya tha!
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8-Mam to student: batao ye konsa tense hai
Main nach rahi hoon, Tum nach rahe ho, Wo nach raha hai, Hum sub nach rahe hai…
Student- Ma’am ye Mujra Continuous tense hai..
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9-Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
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Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the !!!
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10-Santa:
yaar maine ek naye detergant se apni underwear dhoyi,
To vo sikud ke chhoti ho gayi.. ab main kya karoon?

5. Banta:
Simple hai yaar…
Usi detargent se apne hips bhi dho le
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6. Banta:
Simple hai yaar…
Usi detargent se apne hips bhi dho le
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