6. Benjamin
Franklin
said:
There
are
three
types
of
people
in
this
world…
those
that
do
agile
those
that
be
agile
those
who
think
SAFe
is
a
good
idea
7. Benjamin
Franklin
said:
There
are
three
types
of
people
in
this
world…
those
that
do
agile
those
that
be
agile
those
who
think
SAFe
is
a
good
idea
MOVERS
MOVEABLES
IMMOVEABLES
17. we
wanna
be
spotify!
a
fool
proof
plan…
Spotify
Installalation
1 of 12
18. Spotify Installation Process
Please wait while the system copies the DNA of all Spotify employees, and
invents a way to replicate how people think and interact from a company
that is completely different from the utterly fucked company that is yours.
Renaming Communities of Practices to Guilds…
Purchasing enterprise JIRA because stickies don’t work here…
Implementing punishment scheme for squads that underperform…
Installing mandatory innovation time at 1pm every tuesday…
Renaming functional departments to Chapters…
done
Critical Error: Tried Doing Agile instead of
Being Agile. Installation will now revert.
done
done
done
19. Firing Agile Coaches…
Preparing bad performance reviews for managers and staff…
Preparing year end bonuses for executive team…
Unable to un-install Agile. Teams have gone
rogue. Run for your life.
Spotify Un-Installation Process
Please wait while the system exercises the demons…
20. Agile
An error has occurred. To continue:
Press Enter to download SAFe, or
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to restart your organization.
Your movers will quit, and your immovables will say
‘I TOLD YOU SO’
Press any key to continue _
36. Barriers
to
Agility
0
15
30
45
60
2006 2007 2008 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014
Lack of Management Support
Lack of Skill
General Resistance to Change
Failure to Change Culture
37. change
fails
often
1995
–
Kotter:
30%
1998
–
Turner
and
Crawford:
33%
2005
–
Procsi:
29%
2008
–
Mckinsey:
30%
2011
–
Standish
Group:
34%
Hammer
and
Champy
–
1993
Beer
and
Nohria
–
2000
Senturia
–
2008
or
does
it?
38. change
is
hard
Succeeds
~30%
of
the
time
Partially
succeeds
~56%
of
the
time
outright
fails
~18%
of
the
time
39. Change
fails
70%
of
the
time!
stop
perpetuating
that
lie!!
please take a moment to take a picture and tweet.
41. Emerging
Trends
2-‐speed
IT
dual
operating
systems
company
inside
a
company
off-‐brand
strategies
Horizon
thinking
42. Stop
Immediately
Agile
pilot
teams
and
value
streams
VP
of
Agile,
or
VP
of
Innovation
Forcing
managers
to
manage
agile
and
traditional
teams
budgeting
and
scheduling
transformation