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Why iPad Owners Are Better Lovers
- 1. Why iPad Owners are Better Lovers or...... how to ensure people come to your BizCamp talk
- 2. It's all lies I was going to talk about data driven decision making ( yawn ) Sorry
- 3. And then this happened
- 4. Ooooops If someone tweets it then it must be real, right? The interwebs do not lie.
- 5. So there is a lesson here apart from don't make up silly presentation names
- 6. Words are powerful Words are not just pixels on a screen Words are free (kind of) and that is important for startups sex sells
- 7. To be a successful startup entrepreneur, you must be able to write.
- 8. Huh? Me no write so good! Oh, oh. Biz will fail.
- 9. Bullshit! Everyone can write well if they make it a priority. Sure, you're not Kurt Vonnegut. But no ones knows your story better than you. Even if you have to express your story via a ghost writer, you are still a writer and a story teller.
- 10. Writing is a craft A craft can be learned with practice and time . Take pride in your writing and words.
- 12. Lesson 1 3 essential elements of a good article
- 13. SEDUCTION
- 14. REDUCTION less is more
- 15. SUCTION
- 16. Nooooooooooooooooo! Learn to kill your darlings You will have what you think are some great ideas along the way. They start out so well. But then they go a bit astray and you have a weak ending.
- 17. So , recognise when an article just isn't up to scratch and ditch it. Learn from it.
- 18. Can we have some proper writing tips please?
- 19. Sure. No problem drumroll
- 21. Time for the climax
- 22. Warning audience participation required
- 23. Do you want to know why iPad owners are better lovers?
- 24. Let me hear you say, "Yes!"
- 25. Yes , Gilbert. Yes , Gilbert, Yeeeeeees
- 26. The next 3 slides show what people think you need to be a good lover. They contain partial nudity and a moustache. If you get giddy at the sight of an ankle please sit down.
- 27. Some people think the secret is this. * full disclosure, this is not me * *
- 28. Others think that the secret is this * full disclosure, this isn't me either *
- 29. 9 out of 10 scientists agree this helps ;-) But it's still not the answer. * full disclosure, ok so that is me *
- 30. These superficial perks are just the Google Ads of life.
- 31. Everyone knows that this is biggest erogenous zone.
- 32. To reach it, you need: WORDS and TIME
- 33. But what about the iPad? I'm getting there. Don't rush things.
- 34. This gorgeous thing is Flipboard ( available for iPad )
- 35. Learn from flipboard Your content is out of control Deal with it Benefit from it
- 36. Look again, what do you see ?
- 37. Can you see the seduction ? Can you see the reduction ? Thankfully there is no suction!
- 38. Study what stands out, what catches your eye and then write like that. Better writing = better business = more time =
- 39. Go home and play with words
- 40. Thank you I've been Gilbert @blueclock You've been great Have fun and go home and write something this weekend.