December is a very busy time for Santa Claus. With millions of customers, Santa doesn’t have time to mess around traditional intranets. Here are the top 5 reasons Santa does not use traditional intranets.

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Why Santa Claus
Does Not Use SharePoint

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December is a very busy time
for Santa Claus. With millions
of customers, Santa doesn’t
have time to mess around
traditional intranets.
Here are the top 5
reasons Santa does not
use traditional intranets...

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Naughty List
1. Coordinating all those mall visits
Really? Do you expect Santa to provision user licenses to all of them?
2. Outreach to children
When Timmy and Sally go to Santa’s website, they need to know right away what tasks are needed to get back on
the nice list.
3. Millennials with children
Millennials are starting to have kids of their own and they need to communicate with Santa using their iPhone—
and they don’t use email.
4. Chaos at the workshop
While Santa’s eleven employees are very industrious, they still need to coordinate with suppliers around the world. Santa
needs a way to bring vendors in without having to purchase more user licenses…Santa has a limited budget you know!
5. Effective branding
Santa relies on millions of children believing in his brand. Otherwise there is no holiday magic. Traditional intranets
send users away and destroy the holiday magic.

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That’s why Santa LOVES Cureo! He
gets an easy to use, branded intranet
that can be quickly extended to his
outside network. With a twitch of
his nose, Santa turn his website into
a mobile-ready hub of work. Being
able to coordinate with his elves,
vendors, and malls puts a twinkle
in his eye! Best of all, Santa doesn’t
worry about user fees. He can have
unlimited users… parents, children,
reindeer, and elves all on the same
page! And all just in time for
Santa’s big day.

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Other reasons
Santa doesn’t use
SharePoint

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Cureo’s high level of SECURITY
Last year due to a security breach of a different intranet, all of Santa’s cookies
were stolen. This is all that was left:

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Reindeer prefer CLOUD SERVICES
After all they don’t like being wired to the ground. Before the mobile
revolution all the reindeer made fun of Rudolf’s nose. Now all the other reindeer
are jealous of the great wifi signal he gets.

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He needs a system to reinforce his brand. After all, his main customers were the
first pastafarians.
Santa is losing market share fast
to COMPETING BELIEFS

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They need software with responsive design. Honestly, have you ever seen an
elf with a full sized computer?
Elves are too small to use a
FULL SIZED COMPUTER

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As we all know, polar bears are great trend setters. They will accept nothing
less than “cool”.
Because Cureo is COOL
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