King of Disses-Jedi Trash talkin'
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King of Disses-Jedi Trash talkin'
- 1. Hey you guys want to hear a joke?
- 2. Your mama’s so dumb she got hit by a parked speeder!
- 3. Fool, I know you ain’t talking about my mama. Of course not just yours, I was talking about Anakin’s mama too!
- 6. Now Ani, Mace, don’t look at me like that. You don’t want to create wrinkles on your foreheads…
- 7. Like you, old man…
- 8. What?
- 9. You heard me… fogy. Oh your trying to start something… Still don’t know how to pick your fights do ya’ Padawan?!
- 10. Lousey, wedgy picking, nerf herder!
- 11. Food shover, fingernail biter, highlights his hair with a Bic highlighter.
- 12. Unintelligent, good-for-nothing, slob! Unsightly scum, seeping from the sewer!
- 13. Actually wears a toupee, was seen dancing with a droid named Lupé! Enjoys eating beetle grub; how he got that scar? He slipped and fell in the bathtub.
- 16. Yeah that’s right! What you got? NOTHING! Ha! You don’t know what time it is!
- 17. Creep…
- 22. Obi-wan stop your wack victory dance. Me and you got a score to settle! I’ve had enough of this junk! Bring it Obi-wan!
- 23. Couch potato, munchin’ on a year old alfredo!
- 24. Eurotrash who weighs a ton and for fun gets his nails done!
- 25. Sap sucking, bald sucker; tried to grow an afro but never grew a strand!
- 26. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing LOSER!
- 27. Got ill from eatin’ too much ravioli from Brittoli. You’re a lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.
- 28. Hutt sniffer.
- 29. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
- 30. Old sleaze, who begs on his knees just to get a crumb of cheese.
- 31. Likes to eat at Chuckie Cheese – prefers his pizza covered in fleas!
- 32. An Hour Later...
- 33. I can’t believe I lost! Better watch your back Obi-wan ‘cause your getting jumped!
- 34. Stand back fellas, I think I can take him!
- 35. You no good Jedi wannabe! You’re so stupid I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level. Not only that but your “dancing” sucks! It lacks Posture and it has a wildness about it!
- 36. That’s messed up… but -
- 37. At least I‘m not a boil dripping, burrito sniffing, chunk of lard! And I CAN dance! Can You dance? You couldn’t dance without breaking your hip!
- 38. Jedi poodoo, you look like you caught the flu, and never recovered, boohoo!
- 39. Waxes his back hair, eats as much as Yogi Bear!
- 40. Bum scratcher!
- 41. Erupter!
- 42. You zit-collecting, old wheezing bag you ain’t seen me erupt!
- 43. NO! Wait!!
- 48. Splat!
- 50. What was that?
- 51. Oh that was just Obi-Wan falling after getting hit with Palp’s atomic spit.
- 52. Yeah that’s right! DON’T MESS WITH ME MAN, I’M A POLITICIAN!
Notes de l'éditeur
- For King of Disses II: Obi 2 Mace: Why don’t you hit the gym ‘cause you’re still slightly bloaty from that Brittoli ravioli. Obi 2 Ani: Was a “Fruit of the Loom” sponsor, was caught hitting on a senator! Ani 2 Obi: Mother Lover, Pinhead! Won’t go to sleep without his nightcap on his head! Obi 2 Ani: Enjoys eating beetle grub; how he got that scar? He slipped and fell in the bathtub. Ani 2 Obi: Actually wears a toupee, was seen dancing with a droid named Lupé! Obi: Gets corn jammed in his teeth from eating a corncob! A pathetic waste of space and air! Everyday he hopes he’ll grow some hair(shines his head with turtle wax due to his lack of hair)!