Everyone at Soap gets their own personal achievement award every year. We present to you 2012's awa

1. PERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT
AWARDS 2012

2. The “Humble Bowling
Champ” Award

4. The “Suddenly Dressing all
stylish and stuff” Award

6. The “I bet I win the quiet guy
award again” Award

8. The “Inappropriate
Impersonations” Award

10. The “Sleep deprived new
parent” Award

11. LOOKS TOO
HAPPY.
Will have to cry
more tonight

12. The “Always entertaining
when drunk” Award

14. The “Walt Disney’s
illegitimate child” Award

16. The “I just need to go to the
bathroom due to my small
urethra” Award

18. The “Loose lips sink ships”
Award

20. The “YO! Wassup Innit”
Award

22. The “Living in the 90s” Award

24. The “Too early to have an
award” Award

26. The “This IS my angry look”
Award

28. The “100% Certified Organic
Hipster” Award

30. The “This conversation has
quickly turned
inappropriate” Award

32. The “Canadian, hot sauce
connoisseur” Award

34. The “Best impromptu belly
dance” Award

36. The “We better not say
anything inappropriate or
Brad is in trouble” Award

38. The “ABC2’s Reality TV Hunk*
Award” Award
*Rated 9.2 Hot!

40. The “Ladies love my large
lexicon” Award

42. The “Hi I’m Joshua Speight”
Award

44. The “Does this award come
in blue?” Award

46. The “Would have meals
delivered via post if he
could” Award

48. The “Don’t mess with me on
a Go Kart” Award

49. AT FIRST I WAS LIKE

50. BUT THEN…

51. [TBA]
Funny Award ideas pending lowest
bidder on ODesk

53. The “Don’t ask me about the
secret Soap hook-ups” Award

54. DON’T HATE THE PLAYA

55. The “I’m glad they didn’t ask
me to draw all of these
awards” Award

57. The “Sigmund Freud has a lot
to say about your Monster
Art Show piece” Award

59. The “Ran here from
Wollongong to pick up the
award” Award

61. The “They said everyone else
was putting on makeup”
Award

63. The “Finally! A year where
they don’t mention my neck
beard” Award

65. The “In America we got up to
11” Award

67. The “Fastest Frog on 4
Wheels” Award

69. The “Probably can kick all of
our asses with his special
Jose Canseco kung fu stuff”
Award

71. The “I’m pretty sure I can
beat half the male staff in an
arm wrestle award” Award

73. BUDGET WAS NOT APPROVED FOR THIS AWARD

75. The “Most missed
bootcamps” Award

77. The “I have ingested gold and
it has mild hallucinogenic
properties” Award

79. The “I think I’ll climb that”
Award

81. The “There’s a H in his
name?” Award

83. The “Most likely to own his
own comic book store at
some point” Award

87. The “I love ING so much I
wear orange pants” Award

89. The “Please meet my mum,
sisters, dad, granny, uncle,
half cousin & neighbour”
Award

91. The “Don’t Google ‘Nuns
Cuff’ ” Award

93. The “USA Ex-Pat” Award

95. The “MINI VINNIE” Award

97. The “I’m NOT German!”
Award

99. The “I’ve been here so long
the guys have run out of
ideas for an award” Award

101. Sincerely, Thanks For
an awesome 2012!