Andre Stechert

Park Slope, New York United States

Web Architect

I've grown my own mushrooms. I've programmed a robot army. I almost severed my femoral artery with a pair of vice grips. I've probably been knocked unconscious about a dozen times by various means. I hyperventilate under extreme stress. I'd like to be a better foosball player, but have a hard time finding people to play with. I can make bubbles that are six feet long and often do at kid's parties. I was a junior SEAL, color guard commander, and member of a drill team with arms in high school. I've been in 3 startups, 1 of which was an outright failure. I've shot shotguns, 2 kinds of handguns (Sig Sauer and Glock), 22's, and M16's. I've lived with 3 cats (pepper, nutmeg, and charlie) and doz