About 01. My dog's admiration is a conclusive evidence that I am wonderful.
02. I lack the public duty gland and have a natural deficiency of moral fibers...I am therefore excused from saving the world.
03. I am not a creature of logic. I am everything, but logical. I am a creature of emotion. An emotionally dysfunctional drama queen with hypertrophied lacrimal apparatus.
04. I have way TOO MUCH coffee. But without the coffee... I have no identifiable personality whatsoever. It makes me severe, grave, and philosophical. With coffee...I could rule the world.
05. Sports was once my life in microcosm. I am the boastful star, the sore loser, and the infuriated expectator.
06. I am good